you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemoredude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
wow
whoops my hand slipped
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
(via fueledbyrain)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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the good thing is if the world ended i could live off of all the half full water bottles and hidden snacks in my room for at least a few weeks
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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♥ boys ♥ make up ♥ shopping ♥ murder ♥
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
(via fartgallery)
everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why did the chicken cross the road?” joke must be
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Hi. I'm Allana, have fun on my blog.
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