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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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"Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need."
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radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

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crocomire:

this website has crossed the boundary and we need divine intervention

crocomire:

this website has crossed the boundary and we need divine intervention

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thedevonendeavor:

thatdudeemu:

punklucifer:

I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

none is needed

Next level

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rhllors:

ah, the fourth of july. the day america finally told england “no, dad, i’m throwing away your dream~”

(Source: rhllors, via totheinternetandbeyond)

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Tourist:Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker:No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist:I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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vinebox:

We all know that one kid who wont let people forget that they’re in a honors or AP class

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cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

(Source: sandandglass, via to-augustus-love-hazel)

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